Oh boyoboyoboy, golly geez

The headline from Independent Daily

Antarctic ice shelf split due to global warming: Garrett

the first sentence

Global warming no doubt contributed to the shattering of a major ice shelf in Antarctica, Environment Minister Peter Garrett says....

cool man we got some science comun at us dude ain't these scientific conclussion, just crazy man bridges falling and all.

...The ice bridge linking the Wilkins Ice Shelf and two islands snapped at the weekend....

Wow it snapped at the weekend, must be some scientific term or something, let's get to the good stuff here man.

...."I don't think there is any doubt global warming is contributing to what we are seeing on the Wilkins Ice Shelf and also more generally in Antarctica," Mr Garrett told ABC television from Washington yesterday.....

Well there you go man, a scientist in Washington doesn't have any doubt, that cinches it for me, but let's hear the details of this guilt ridden man made calamity man, I just love it when we screw things up dude.

...The Scientific Committee on Antarctic Research, comprising peak scientific bodies from 23 countries, including Australia, will present modelling on global warming at a conference in the US shortly....

Oh boyoboyoboy, golly geez ain't this just soooo exciting! Peak mind you, PEAK I SAY scientific bodies, are going to present modelling !! At a conference OMG I can barely wait to see what they show us, I wonder if the conference is in Washington where Mr Garrett and the money...I mean the real scientist who know all about the ice bridge breaking up in Antarctica are. OK what other details are in this gripping scientific article.

...It has found ice loss has accelerated and the sea level could rise by as much as six metres by the end of the century.....

SIX METERS, like that is sooooo much dude, that's like taller than my house (should I move??) Wow that's like a gazillion times more than that obvously oil company bought out IPCC said-the liars, bunch of UN Deniers! Sure glad this Garret scientist dude is in Washington to protect us with his models.

.....Mr Garrett said he had not seen the SCAR report yet.....

OH

...."The fact is we are now entering a period where we are in a position to observe, particularly in the Antarctic, the consequences of global warming and climate change," he said.....

Yeah You the man! Give em the facts man that's what we need dude give us the facts, yeah facts man .....uh is that it? That's the article? What about the bridge dude? Was anybody on it when it fell?

Hey Dude can I play with your computer dude? What Peter Garret ain't a scientist? He's a musician? Cool man can I borrow your guitar dude. Are you gonna still do that modelling thing?